Indian Horoscopes: December – The “Here Comes Neechie Santa Claus ” Edition

Indian Horoscopes, The “Here Comes Neechie Santa Claus ” Edition

JANUARY Kisê-pîsim – The Great Moon – Deer

The kids are singing about Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer but you’re just trying to get one of your vehicles road worthy. You have Flatty (always has a flat tire), Gassy (Hard on gas), Glassy (always has a broken window), Coldy (heater doesn’t work). Neechie Santa thinks you should put more 70/30 mix in Coldy, that’ll help the heater do its job.

FEBRUARY Mikisiwi-pîsim– The Eagle Moon – Eagle

This Christmas season try not to be afraid of your desires! You know you want what you want but you always have trouble believing you are worthy of having what you want. But this Christmas put your insecurities aside and allow yourself to enjoy your heart’s desires. Your family already knows this and they would love to see you live your life to the fullness you deserve as well.

MARCH Niski-pîsim – The Goose Moon – Cougar

Your December round dance is going to have 12 drummers drumming, 11 elders smoking, ten men dancing, nine gals giggling, and eight maids drinking tea. So you better prepare your hall with 7 turkeys roasted, six hams a-sliced, five crates of egg nog, four long distance calling cards, three gallons of tea, two extra canteens and a partridge in a pear tree…

APRIL Ayikî-pîsim – The Frog Moon – Beaver

Your parents tell you that you were born away in a manger and didn’t have a crib until you were 3 and by then you didn’t need one anyway, so your little sister used it instead. But don’t ever underestimate the love of your parents, for while the stars in the bright sky looked down on where they laid that cool summer night, they loved and wanted you. Don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise!

MAY Sâkipakâwi-pîsim – The Budding Moon – Bear

Luck. You know better than to believe in such a trivial thing but you also know that hard work brings its own luck at the right time. This Christmas you are going to see how your hard work brings you all the luck you need and you will be amazed at how lucky you feel.

JUNE Pâskâwihowi-pîsim – The Hatching Moon – Thunderbird

Always dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones you’ve always had here, and this year is like every other with no place like home. Family and friends are making the Christmas season a very special time for you and your partner. Take the time to love your partner, put agendas aside, kiss for no reason, and hug every chance you get. Soft touches become the foundations of memories in relationships.

JULY Paskowi-Pîsim – The Moulting Moon – Coyote

Asking Saint Nick for a partner isn’t going to work unless you want one named BOB, best to start looking at your qualities and what you bring to a relationship and ask how you can add to your partner skills. Giving hickies doesn’t count but cooking up a mad turkey dinner or baking the cookies will get you noticed! This late in the winter season you’re almost down to the last of the grab n’ snags!

AUGUST Ohpahowi-pîsim – The Flying Up Moon – Mouse

Christmas has always been for the kids and for the family coming together; save the adult stuff for New Year’s Eve. Bring gifts for unexpected guests, eat a little more food, throw a snowball or two at the ones you love and laugh when they hit you back with one. It’s these moments that make you human, and make you love.

SEPTEMBER Nôcihitowi-pîsim– The Mating Moon – Salmon

Tax breaks are not the only thing charities are good for. Spend some time volunteering at the local soup kitchen, pick up a hammer and help build a home, or sort some clothes for donation. Charities are great places to find your own center, to return to the community and help and to remind yourself of your own good fortune in life. None of us are really rich, we are just teachers of our children’s values.

OCTOBER Pinaskâwi-pîsim – The Migrating Moon – Turtle

Decking the halls with boughs of holly isn’t making you feel too jolly this year; the end of year struggles are real and you’re feeling it more this year than others. Don’t be afraid to cut back on the gifts and don’t be afraid to spend more time with family. The old year is passing away and regardless of the wind and weather, this new year is ripe with opportunities for your family.

NOVEMBER Iyikopiwi-pîsim – The Frost Moon – Wolf

You know every Wolf has their day and as leader of the pack you know when to celebrate the accomplishments of your colleagues! End of the year is a chance for everyone to have their moment at the podium as you applaud their success and congratulate them on a job well done. Your words mean so much to so many, do not hold them back.

DECEMBER Pawâcakinasîsi-pîsim – The Frost Exploding Trees Moon – Spider

If there was a Snow Dance you would be all over that one, already polishing up your snowboard, firing up your snowmobile and staking our your claim to the old ice fishing hole on the lake. You love winter and sneer at anyone who dares complain about the crisp refreshing air. Winter to you is another season to be subdued, to overcome and to declare supremacy over. And you have not been beaten yet!

– Bill Stevenson