Indian Horoscopes: Valentine’s Edition

JANUARY Kisê-pîsim – The Great Moon – Deer

Winter is a wonderful time for outdoor activities, you can go tobogganing, skiing, ski-dooing, ice fishing and so much else! And while you’d rather wait inside getting hot chocolate and marshmallows ready for those other people to come in – it might be time to consider getting out there yourself.

FEBRUARY Mikisiwi-pîsim– The Eagle Moon – Eagle

If your idea of a romantic Valentines is a microwave dinner, a birthday candle and a netflix marathon, you might be a dedicated bachelor. At least join some facebook groups to discuss some of the shows you watch, it might be the baby steps you need to the start of some serious online loving

MARCH Niski-pîsim – The Goose Moon – Cougar

At the next community bingo fundraiser make sure and get your famous indian taco’s there to help raise money! Not only are you helping a great cause out but many members from other communities will come to know your wonderful tacos as well! And make sure to point with your lips lots, you never know who is checking you out!

APRIL Ayikî-pîsim – The Frog Moon – Beaver

A quick push start, a mostly full of air tire, and a radio is all you need for a romantic night out this Valentines. But don’t forget the air freshener and Febreeze it before you go pick them up. Trust me, it will make the romantic night much more enjoyable for both of you.

MAY Sâkipakâwi-pîsim – The Budding Moon – Bear

Don’t forget while dabbing at your favorite bingo hall that there’s always another bingo hall with more prizes, jackpots and dabbing partners just beyond the rez line! Why not take a pal or two and make a trip out of it! Who knows maybe your bingo playing, fry bread making, lip pointer will be dabbing up a storm waiting for you!

JUNE Pâskâwihowi-pîsim – The Hatching Moon – Thunderbird

Babe. That word gets you in to as much trouble as it keeps you out of it. True it’s a name anybody can answer to and many people do, but those times when you use babe because you can’t remember their name? Step up your game and start settling down with one valentine this year.

JULY Paskowi-Pîsim – The Moulting Moon – Coyote

Call of War and Vice Town and Sport games on the TV have their time and place but you ain’t going to meet no valentine on there! Get out, go to town, play pool, darts, foosball, golf anything! Even try going to bingo there’s always someone looking around for a new snag there!

AUGUST Ohpahowi-pîsim – The Flying Up Moon – Mouse

Sitting at home sucking back the hard stuff is exactly the reason why you are single. Sure you get a partner this weekend and that month but the reality becomes people whispering about your drinking addiction. You are young. Look in the mirror and realize you are worth so much more than that bottle.

SEPTEMBER Nôcihitowi-pîsim– The Mating Moon – Salmon

Making bannock is the way to a partners heart! It doesn’t matter if you can cook a full course meal if you can not do the finisher of bannock! If you are always wondering why your partners are leaving you in a hurried panic… it’s because you don’t make bannock…

OCTOBER Pinaskâwi-pîsim – The Migrating Moon – Turtle

Slow cooked moose meat stew has been bringing our families together for generations and generations. Why make up a large batch and host a Valentines social to help single people meet single people who are not their cousins. Try holding it before a community bingo so any new snags can try a first date and the unsnagged have another chance.

NOVEMBER Iyikopiwi-pîsim – The Frost Moon – Wolf

If you met them at a round dance, you’re going to loose them at a round dance. But if you loose them maybe that’s not so bad, remember if you love someone let them go, if they come back – no one else wanted them either.

DECEMBER Pawâcakinasîsi-pîsim – The Frost Exploding Trees Moon – Spider

Yes your partner wants those concert tickets. If anything was ever going to cement your relationship to each other it would be your shared love of live music. Don’t be afraid of what you’ll miss out on because of the cost of those tickets, think about the gain!

– Indian Horoscopes by Bill Stevenson