NDN Horoscopes – January 2014 Edition: Bill’s Right On Blog!

The New Year January NDN Horoscopes 2014

With the New Years come the power to change, but you know that every year you try and try but never want to admit the level of failure your resolution was. But this year it’s all going to change because there are little helpers coming across your signs path to direct you along! Don’t be afraid! Your new year is going to be awesome!

Kisê-pîsim – The Great Moon – January – Deer.

Read more, lose weight, be funnier, get all your hawkables out of the pawn shop, whatever your New Year’s resolution is – make sure and enjoy it! That’s a sure fire way to sticking to your goals, just find something you really want and go after it! Ant is crossing your deer path this month making planning your work and working your plan your key to success!

If today is your birthday, go ahead – have another piece of cake! Don’t worry about the calories, they don’t count today anyway.

Mikisiwi-pîsim – The Eagle Moon – Eagle – February

You! You need to write a book about learning to cook this year! Nevermind just adding hamburger and peppers to your hamburger helper, go out and buy a spice rack! Quit googling Kim Kardashian and google how to add the right spice to your supper meal! Your kids, your family, your partner will all be impressed!

Niski-pîsim – The Goose Moon – Cougar – March

Baby mamma this and Baby daddy that! You know why your partner is always complaining about you on Facebook? This year it’s time to stop being simply a baby mamma or daddy and start being a parent. Weasel is leaving your sign giving you opportunities to step it up and become more engaged with your children. All your children.

Ayikî-pîsim – The Frog Moon – Beaver – April

Yes you’ve planned and worked hard to be comfortable and successful and have everything you want but it’s time to reach out back into the community. Somewhere there is an organization that needs you to step up and teach your skills to another generation. Moose is crossing your ponds this month so that you’ll remember – everything you know, you’ve learned from another. It’s time to teach.

Sâkipakâwi-pîsim – The Budding Moon – Bear – May

Nice bear, warm bear, great big ball of fur! Happy bear, sleepy bear, roar! Roar! ROAR! You see, normally during the quiet reflective winter moments of one’s life there are others who will come and watch your back for you. But Bear, you’ve been grouchy an awful lot lately scaring everyone away – Fox still wants to guard you while you hibernate but you need to take a chill pill buddy. Not only that but Snake is coming to your sign as well – to teach you yoga, or mediation or Zen or something!

Pâskâwihowi-pîsim – The Hatching Moon – Thunderbird – June

At least try to participate in those #idlenomore round dances you’re always invited to on Facebook! Never mind clicking on ‘attend’ only to not show up! Your people need to see you out there – with them. They notice you’re not there. You don’t have to go all left wing hippy and start eating tofu turkey but do get out there and dance. You’re part of the circle, that alone makes you important.

Paskowi-Pîsim – The Moulting Moon – Coyote – July

Roll in the snow! Make snow angels, a snow fort or even snow men! Get together with family and drink hot cocco while the kids all go sliding. Start a snow ball war and show those little ones all the control with an xbox one can’t compare to – a good old snowball aimed by your arm tossed right to their ribs! With Canadian Geese flying over your sign this month it’s a sure fire time to spend time with family!

Ohpahowi-pîsim – The Flying Up Moon – Mouse – August

Retro is one thing but really? It’s time to put the Atari and the Commodore 64 away, I mean as far as being a hipster goes good on you but even the other hipsters are so over your 80’s shrill. The Gopher in your sign is urging you to go dig around their places and find out how many have the new Xbox One or the Playstation 4… You’ll see that away from the public hipsters are just like everyone else.

Nôcihitowi-pîsim – The Mating Moon – Salmon – September

Every year you do the same thing, go to the casino, watch the world junior hockey tournaments, visit with friends then go home and cuddle with your snag.  Try mixing it up a bit this year, start with bingo, go to a round dance and then feast at midnight! Let this be your mantra all year, ‘Let’s try something different this time!’ Let this new year be a year of exploring and adventure! You’ll be glad you did…

Pinaskâwi-pîsim – The Migrating Moon – Turtle – October

Why change? New Years is only a date on a calendar after all! These long cold winter months are enough to make anyone bargain with anything, “if only it will warm up I promise I will change for the better!” But as you sit back and eat your KFC and watch the NFL Football this month you only have one thing on your mind. Rez politics… And like the Honey Badger crossing your path this month, you’re not going to give a damn this year…

Iyikopiwi-pîsim – The Frost Moon – Wolf – November

Pow wow dreams, round dance feasts, and a rez car on ‘E’ with a flat tire. But you never worry, to some people an ‘E’ flat is just a musical note and as you whistle along enjoying your happy go lucky ways you always know that someone has a pump and chip-ins for the ride! Your friends look to you and wonder how you do it, always ending up and the furthest round dance with smiles and a hot cup of Tim’s. For you the New Year isn’t about change, it’s always been about the journey of healing.

Pawâcakinasîsi-pîsim – The Frost Exploding Trees Moon – Spider – December

It’s a cold month for Spiders, that’s why you’re always planning your snowbird retreat this time of year! Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama! Key Largo, Montego… While the rest of us dig out from another record snowfall you dig yourself out of another pile of hot tropical sand. At least send us a post card eh? Of course for those Spiders who choose to stay home and bead the winter nights away – your family loves the sacrifices you make for them.

By Bill Stevenson – Bill’s “Right On!” Blog